Two Scoops

Music and Lyric by David W. Jacobsen
Copyright 2017 - 2018. All Rights Reserved.

I get two scoops of ice cream
Everybody else gets only one it's true
I get two scoops of ice cream
Cause I'm the president not you


I got a big button on my desk
And I could start a war no joke
But the button on my desk
Is not that big and it just brings diet coke


I hear emoluments and collusions
I got leakers on my team
When I hear emoluments and collusions
Those are big words. I don't know what they mean


I used to be on the TV
Telling people they were canned
Now I have just what I wanted
I'm the world's most famous man


I get two scoops of ice cream
Everybody else gets only one it's true
I get two scoops of ice cream
Cause I'm the president not you
Yeah I'm the president not you
Well I'm the president
Can you believe that I'm the president?
Well I'm the president
Yeah I'm the president
And not you
Or Hillary too