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Title  |  Punk as Fuck  | 
 Period  |  Late College  |  
Written Time  |  Summer 1995  |  
Copyright Year  |  1999  |  
Copyright #  |  SRu000396858  |  
BMI #  |  6163262  |  
Original Album  |  Silent Bob  |  
Studio - Engineer  |  Dan's basement - Brian Wilson  |  
Studio - Gear  |  Yamaha cassette based 4 track  |  
Other Musicians  |  Dan Goldstein - Guitar Christian Kisala - Drums  |  
Length  |  02:33  |  
Other Albums  |  Silver Dust   |  
 
This one pretty much speaks for itself.  The band Silent Bob was somewhat punk influenced, and I figured I should contribute at least one song that was sort of punk.  However, I wrote this song on the piano and it has more chords than a true punk song.  Before we sped it up, Dan complained that it sounded like John Cougar Mellencamp.  This song was sort of our take on "Sheena is a Punk Rocker" and sort of just obnoxious, in a stylistically appropriate way.   
 
Brian Wilson (not the Beach Boy) recorded this on a cassette based 4 track in Dan's basement which actually fits the genre and song perfectly.  The music was live and I did the vocal afterwards.  The abrasive vocal completely fits the song, but I remember it being hell on my voice.  I think there was a live recording of us playing this song at a CBGB's audition but I'm not sure what happened to it, and it was just a cassette from a sound board.  This was 1995 and you didn't get a CD from the sound board back then.
  I included this song on Silver Dust , another early "Best of" compilation.
 
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Janie thinks that she really is special 
Janie thinks that she's really the shit 
Janie thinks that she really is someone 
Janie thinks that she's really legit 
 
Janie shaved off her hair back in August 
Got her nose ring sometime in June 
Got her labia pierced in December 
And now she's the punkist of fuck 
 
 
	Yeah she thinks that she's punk as fuck 
	She just thinks that she's punk as, punk as fuck 
  
 
Janie used to listen to Bon Jovi 
After that she listened to the dead 
But now she is oh so much older 
and I wish she would give me some head 
 
Janie thinks that she really is hard core 
Janie thinks she's real underground 
Janie thinks that she knows all the shit man 
because she reads Maximum Rock and Roll 
 
 
	And she thinks that she's punk as fuck 
	she just thinks that she's punk as, punk as fuck
 
 
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