Litigious

Music and Lyric by David W. Jacobsen
Copyright 2015 - 2019. All Rights Reserved.

Damn, you done messed with an attorney
I'm a tell ya how it's gonna be
I'll take you to the cleana-s
Starting with subpoenas
Cause I know just the right tort
So I'm gonna see ya in court

You say them actions were fictitious
F--- you I'm litigious

You think you can mess with me
I'm a tell ya bout my legacy
That got me into Harvard
I didn't have to try hard
Yeah my daddy man he went there too
I'm the privileged f--- who'll screw you

You best not f--- with this
You know I'm litigious

This ain't no exaggeration
They'll be no arbitration
Talking about a straight up trial
All the motions I'm gonna file
Just you wait for discovery
You'll regret you ever looked at me

This case won't be dismissed
F--- you, I'm litigious

In this trial I'm gonna bury you
Cross examine just to turn the screw
My demeanor it amazes
I'll make them garnish all your wages
You're gonna look just like a clown
When that gavel strikes, I'll take you down

You best not f--- with this
You know I'm litigious
You say them actions were fictitious
F--- you I'm litigious
You best not f--- with this
You know I'm litigious