A Cubicle Christmas

Music and Lyric by David W. Jacobsen
Copyright 2012. All Rights Reserved.

Thanks for stopping by my office
I know Christmas is next week
I've always loved this season
I got my wife some nice antiques
And you, tell me how are your children?
That's great they're doing grand
Well times are tough, hope your wife's still working
Cause you're being canned

Have yourself a Merry Christmas
Sit around and watch the snow.
But pack up all your stuff by four please
Cause we're letting you go

Thanks for always doing
What I needed fast
You've really been a blessing to me
In this year and the last
And we all know that some days this place
Makes us feel annoyed
So there's a bright spot somewhere
That you'll soon be unemployed

Have yourself a Merry Christmas
Let the joy of the season grow
But pack up all your stuff by four please
Cause we're letting you go

The Christmas tree down in the lobby
Says the holidays are here
But the earning from last month just came in
And there's little cheer
Unfortunately, it seems that the goals we set
were missed
So I'm afraid that several of you
Will be dismissed.

Have yourself a Merry Christmas
With the festive lights a glow
But pack up all your stuff by four please
Cause we're letting you go

Welcome to the office party
Be sure to try the shrimp
I know it's not as nice as last year
But we've had to skimp
It's not just on the food you see
It's everything these days
And if you still have a job
You'll get no raise

Have yourself a Merry Christmas
Sit around and watch the snow.
Have yourself a Merry Christmas
Let the joy of the season grow
Have yourself a Merry Christmas
With the festive lights a glow
But pack up all your stuff by four please
Cause we're letting you go