Thanks for Being a Friend

Music and Lyric by David W. Jacobsen
Copyright 1998. All Rights Reserved.

Thanks for being a friend
No one was further from me when I needed them
Through thick and thin
you never were there
pretended I didn't care
but all that time
I wanted to kick you in the head

Thanks for coming by
The one time you came by surprise
I soon came to see
what you wanted from me
And I gave it away
but all that time
I wanted to punch you in the face

I always felt like a stranger
I always felt so wrong
when you looked at me that way
your icy stare, those scornful eyes

Thank you for being a friend
Best wishes, good cheers I would send
but never a word
And I never spoke up
though I knew you had heard
And all that time
I wanted to shoot you in the balls

I always felt like an alien
I always felt so cold
when you looked at me that way
your icy stare, those scornful eyes

Thank you once again
For never seeing the things that I did for you
No I don't mind
You don't have to look up
You don't have to care
And all this time
I've wanted to stab you in the back